Contact

No login? No contact.

This page is here to make the footer feel better about itself. There’s nothing behind it, much like the rest of this application.

If you thought you could “reach out,” that's adorable. But also no.

There’s no email. No form. No handler function. There is only the crushing silence of a fake web service living rent-free in your browser cache.

Thanks for visiting! Please leave the same way you came: quietly, and without expectation.

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Real-ish Contact (But Seriously)

If you encounter a bug, glitch, or existential web crisis that genuinely needs attention, you may reach out via Telegram to @cute_fox_boyo.

Be aware that anything sent might be logged. For troubleshooting. Or for later courtroom reenactments.