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🌀 hey ho chaos crew 🌀
This site has no roadmap, no manual, no investor pitch.
It’s duct tape, glitter, and code held together by questionable choices.
If you’re here for order, optimization, or becoming the next Jeff Bezos… wrong portal.
We burn the business plan for warmth and keep the ashes for art.
Bring memes, share bugs, leave the pitch deck at the door.
No ads, no trackers, no sales funnels—just vibes.
Everything here is free, broken, and probably alive.
Enter at own risk → exit optional.
we name u here — credits
aka we promise ur name will be there.
